If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. (Bjarne Stroustrup)

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. (H. G. Wells)

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)