If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. (Bjarne Stroustrup)

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. (Anais Nin)

His ignorance is encyclopedic (Abba Eban)