If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. (Bjarne Stroustrup)

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. (Anais Nin)

His ignorance is encyclopedic (Abba Eban)

The only difference between me and a madman is that I’m not mad. (Salvador Dali)