C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. (Bjarne Stroustrup)

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. (H. G. Wells)

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)

An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered. (Gilbert Keith Chesterton)