The only difference between me and a madman is that I’m not mad. (Salvador Dali)

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)

An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered. (Gilbert Keith Chesterton)

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. (Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower)